Friday, March 9, 2018

Dream Interpretation: Oh Allah's Apostle... Sexual as always...

Sahih Bukhari 1:2:22

Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri: Allah's Apostle said, "While I was sleeping I saw (in a dream) some people wearing shirts of which some were reaching up to the breasts only while others were even shorter than that. Umar bin Al-Khattab was shown wearing a shirt that he was dragging." The people asked, "How did you interpret it? (What is its interpretation) O Allah's Apostle?" He (the Prophet ) replied, "It is the Religion."
So what is the religion, I dare ask? People wearing shirts up to the breasts?
1) Was Allah's Apostle the inventor of the wet T-Shirt contest?
a) Why was Allah's Apostle dreaming about people wearing shirts up to their breasts, and "even shorter than that"?
b) Was Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) dreaming of hot girls?
c) Are hot girls part of the Apostle's religion?
i) Especially where Allah's Apostle would get divine revelations while he slept with his child bride Aisha (aka receiving Quran surahs)
2) Could one make the argument that Allah's Apostle was just a really horny guy?
a) Did Allah's Apostle constantly have sex on his mind?
b) Especially where he had the sexual strength of 30 men?
c) Where the first Muslims were so intrigued by all the semen that he produced and the method he would use to clean himself from all that semen?
d) The fact that he decided not divore his old and fat wife Sauda on condition that she gave up her turn in the sack?
e) How he made a rule that WOMEN MUST SHAVE THEIR PUBIC REGIONS, in addition to shaving their palms, etc.?
i) So many conquests of women that "When Abu Sufyan learned that the Prophet had taken her, he said, 'That stallion's nose is not to be restrained!'"Tabari VIII:110
g) That the apostle made sure that wives have to be submissive to a husband's call for sex?
h) Or just because the Allah's Apostle "was the sexual libertine that we all know and worship"
3) To quote Allah's Apostle (Sallalahu Alaihi Wasallam) "It is the Religion."

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