Pig blood spread on a Koran for all the jihadis out there

Of course, that might lead to a bit of a mess:

Let’s see how absorbent those patented a***wipes of allah’s really are:

Oh great, now we’ve got this pig-blood-soaked koran and nowhere to stick it… Hey, wait a minute! Let’s stick it in here!

See? Playing with books is fun, boys and girls!